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The "United failure Watch" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. Thought this hot topic needed its own thread.

    Let's kick off with this...



    The Red Devils are facing increased competition for the players they want to sign as they look to bring success back to Old Trafford. (Manchester Evening News)

    Ahh, diddums! Is de widdle fact dat United play like muppets going to stop them buying their way to glory? Let's all have a widdle cry!
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I like this thread, I hope to contribute to it with quality facts.

    Kane wants to go to UTD along with any other quality Spuds player, its in the stars, I tell you
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    They are a shambles
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...er-sums-up-manchester-uniteds-muddled-thinki/
     
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  4. That article is searingly scathing of LVG.

    But, yes, it is yet another nod towards the utter shambles that United has become and, to a very large extent, a major laughingstock across Europe.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Its either a fact or in the Stars..you can't out stupid yourself Custard.
     
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    Kane said to Smalling, I want to play for you lot, nothing in the stars here, top players want to play for top clubs
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think that the only thing that Kane said to Smalling was, "You're not as good as the lads at Spurs", to be honest.
    He may also have praised his performances as Moss in IT Crowd.



    He did have a haircut since his time as an actor, though:
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    yes a very expensive one too.

    A £350m Europa league outfit
     
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    And the public piss take of chelsea by Courtois continues today... he's now quoted as telling RTBF:

    'We lost our first game in the Community Shield, we needed a change, and Guus Hiddink's arrival did us some good.

    'We're still conceding too many goals, and that's entirely the defence's fault, even though I prefer playing with Belgium's back four. Europe? <laugh>

    'The level of training is higher among the Belgians as there are only world class international players in the squad, while at Chelsea the core squad sometimes trains alongside amateurs as well.' <laugh>

    EDIT: Sorry I appear to have posted in the wrong thread. I'll go add it to the "Courtois tells the world he wants out of the ****hole that is Chelsea FC" thread.

    As you were :biggrin:
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Nom mom mega nom
     
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    Are you having a stroke?
     
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    GOOD NEWS

    UTD have failed 20 times <ok>
     
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    I seem to have upset him. I wonder why?

    I've decided against copying that damning Courtois quote on the other thread in an attempt to calm the chav fans down.
     
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    You need to calm yourself down Treb. Your Chelsea obsession has reached rabid proportions mate. It's nearly every post now. Calm down mate.
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    He is biting essay style now. Nom nom. Certain Chelsea supporters have really got inside his and Stan's heads. Hence the trolling.

    Like many fair weather plastix they are nowhere to be seen on match day threads when they are losing
     
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    Slow news day Blue, it seems the only ones making any news are the Chelsea players! I wish it wasnt I really do.
     
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    Is Nom Nom your ladyboy?
     
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    You seem to have something against the transgender community. Or find them highly amusing.

    Despite being a wannabe Cosmo, you are very provincial when it comes down to it
     
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    Thanks for biting CFC.
     
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  20. Can I just say that, through all of this, us Yids have been the picture of serenity. But, then again, that's how we have always been - laughing at our failures, wondering at our highs, but always keeping our feet on the ground, now that we are challenging for the title. It's all the same to us Spurs fans, win or lose.
     
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