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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Racist.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 28, 2016
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    does that entitle me to a free book?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 28, 2016
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    They're print-on-demand, and I'm not rich enough to piss away £8+pp. I'll PayPal you the 99p if you want to buy the ebook. But only if you swear to Allah that you'll spend it on my book <wizard>
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Jip will be arrested for funding ISIS <yikes>
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    no thanks mate am busy
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>
    It'd only buy one bullet, which they'll probably waste next time they do one of their shooting in the air parties.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Those young, impressionable men won't radicalise themselves, eh?
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Mate I would have bought them your book but seen you and your mrs picture on there ad thought **** that life is hard enough for these lads
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    My wife's pic isn't on there you dimwit <laugh>
    When have you ever seen a book with the author's wife on it?
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    ok then might read it

    is yours on it?

    you look like that guy off the tele whose name i cant remember, tall ginger with specs. he has funny eyes
     
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    @MaltesePrick, he's read LOADS of books so he could answer that no problem<ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It's on the back cover of the print version.

    I don't know who you mean, sorry.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    No danger of those authors having wives, though.
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    so what was that pic of you and your mrs? was it just for amazon?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Yes.

    Put your rod away, Fan. This fish isn't biting.
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    just asking cuz

    jeez trying have a normal convo with you is hard work
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Sorry, Fan.

    All authors are supposed to have an Amazon author page, in case readers want to know about the person as well as the books. And my wife helped me edit mine so I thought it'd be nice to have her on there.
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    fair enough

    How the kids doing? my little man is 11 now, walking etc and going to school

    Not bad cosidering tehy said he wouldnt las t past 3 weeks
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The first book is 99p and Jip offered to pay if you want to read it.
    Your Ignorance is off the scale Fan.
    You are a panto villain nothing more nothing less.
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I was pissing about initially
    but the pic issue was genuine

    for all you know i may have even read it
     
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