I'm 99% convinced Aldo is not a sex offender willing to commute to Ireland to nonce your kids up Ciaran so I doubt you even think he is actually a creep.
Best give the Mrs a swift dig in the chops and get her to make you some spaghetti mariniara sauce without the seafood.
As you said the thread speaks for itself. You said your kids dont go to a Catholic school. You being a raging rebel always banging on about ****e non denominational schools in NI and how catholic schools were much better I didn't believe you. I asked what the name of the school was, St what? That's what happened. Is that creepy? Maybe i should apply for the priesthood.