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Pixie & Bambi's "homo-erotic frustration" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 26, 2016.

  1. Some of you will have seen that most of us are getting fed up with Pixie and Fossil (Bambi) ruining threads with their desperate need to continually vent their homo-erotic frustrations. We've all had enough!

    Okay, I can understand that these are probably urges that they cannot quite control. Therefore, I am creating this little corner of the board for the two of them to use to engage in their mutual fist-pumping homo-erotic fantasising. When, on other threads, they feel the need to spout their usual bollocks about "Rupert" or some other such imaginary butch figure, tell them to dash over to this thread where they can fist-pump away together to their heart's delight, and get it out of their system.

    My hope is, that this little homo-erotic ****-booth (if you will) will enable them to both function normally on other threads without feeling the need to engage in the kind of inappropriate behaviour that has besmeared this board in recent weeks.

    Cheers, lads.
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What's your new rifle like?
     
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  3. It's great! The scope cost nearly as much, mind.

    You interested in shooting, Tobes?
     
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  4. Sucky

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    i shot my load over a woman called reginald once (actually true story)

    And haig, i quite like the homo erotica, but thanks for putting this thread up as its a pain in the arse flicking through posts to find it.
     
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  5. You're welcome, Sucky.

    And that applied to everyone else, too, who might fancy a bit of homo-erotica. Instead of wading back through every other thread, just pop over here with your box of Kleenex, and off you go!
     
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    Sort of.

    I'm assuming it's an air rifle as opposed to a licenced fire arm?
     
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  7. Sucky

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    its a fackin tayto gun tobes.

    The scopes off a nerf 44000
     
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  8. It's a Strasser .308 mounted with a Leupold scope.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    What do you shoot?
     
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    his mouth mainly butsometimes the mum in laws curtains?
     
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  11. Mainly targets.
     
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  12. Can I just say, that this thread is intended, not for my live-round target shooting exploits, but for Pixie's and Bambi's one-handed-jap's-eye shooting exploits.
     
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    You should teach lamela how to hit a target mate ‹laugh›
     
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    What do you shoot when you're not shooting targets?
     
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    I shoot clays, pigeons and all over yer Ma's tits <ok>
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Asylum seekers?
     
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  17. Stan

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    He'd only shoot them in the back.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    guns are for Pussies/fat yanks ****s, ive got a barnet cobra and can shoot the head off a match at 200yrds
     
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    You admitted yesterday that the 'Shooting Range' was Rupert's pet name for your ring piece.
     
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  20. It's targets only with the live rounds, but some vermin control with the pcp air rifles.
     
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