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Off Topic Star wars - Darth Jar Jar theory (Mind Blown) (Obi get the fauk in here)

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    It sounds stupid at first, but then it starts to convince you... WATCH THE WHOLE THING!!



    I always did wonder why this character got as much screen time as he did. He could have just been saved at the beginning, and then forgot about, but he is involved in all of the important parts in the movie.

    Apparently, he was going to be revealed as a Sith Lord, but because so many people disliked him in Phantom Menace, Lucas pussed out and changed it.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Gayest hamster fiddling thread in history.

    Tash ya raving squirrel.



    Bet ne horse pluckers get the connection.


    Inbreeds.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Three animals mentioned in one post by a Mackem. Must be the AJ effect :)
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

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    Who is he
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Yes.... Lucas invented Jar Jar for an ultimate plot device, rather than a studio attempt to cash in on the rampant commercialism of the series... Of course, it all makes sense now.
     
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  7. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    The theory makes sense if you listen to it.
     
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  8. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    It really does. Dooku was a clear attempt to patch some stuff together and a CGI-only fight between Yoda and Jar Jar would have made infinitely more sense. Plus I'd have loved Jar Jar to suddenly start speaking seriously (of sorts).

    Of course, it could just be another Disney employee trying to make more people watch three of the worst films in history again.....besides which, Yoda wasn't much of a "plot twist" of any description.
     
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  9. seabreeze

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    May the farce be with you......
     
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  10. Quinster

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    Problem is that the idea requires a rather subtle mind... and lucas doesn't have subtlety in him
     
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    What a load of boloney.
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The most serious bit of evidence for is an actor, who probably struggled to get work after this monstrosity of a character!
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Where is obi? Not seen him around for a while?
     
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