Harry "the Hurra" Kane

.....boring!....

 

internationals, scrap em i say

 

Even they're more interesting than this terminally boring crap!...

 

i take it you aint a fan of the mass sexually charged homo erotica in this thread then

 

Would you like to go into graphic detail on that?

 

... no need... some fool is probably working on a captioned cartoon as I write ..

 

Even on his day off HIAG is getting rinsed on multiple threads

 

I doubt any artist could capture any where near the same level of detail the perverse and twisted acts that play through your mind, Fossil. I always feel soiled after reading your homo-erotica.

 

You wish that were true, Pixie. The truth, of course, is that you haven't even yet fully recovered from the humiliation of your Kane debacle, and already you're being ripped fresh new ones, all over this board.

Now, I've got to go to my gun club for an hour on the range, right now. In the meantime, I would strongly urge you to go back to your mum's closet under the stairs and reflect on your behaviour, and resolve not to keep fcuking up.

Don't thank me. This advice is free.

 

...if only I'd known... please accept my unreserved apology ... and please pass it on to Rupert too ...

 

Is that an euphemism for you trying to tell us that you walk like John Wayne ?

 

Can you lot all stop banging on about your homo-erotica !
I have been suffering for 7 days from Gastroenteritis with non stop vomit and ****s - so much so my Arse feels like I have been fisted by Barrymore !

 

Ouch mate, i suffer from that too, usually after a drinking binge when i forget to eat before, most ive done is 3 days straight vomiting every 30 mins, had to go hospital 3 times for it. But 7 days? **** that for a laugh. get well soon

 

... must be real love if Barrymore is still up for that in your current condition

 

TBH, I've heard wittier insults from my grandkids!...

 

theres a joke there about grandkids, access to the internet and insults of the homo erotica kind there somewhere, probably

 

I caught the bug visiting my brother in hospital ffs

cheers for support

 

... actually they're my grandkids ..

 

Hilarious, as usual....

 

.. glad you liked it ...but did I spot a smilie?, ... welcome to the dark side.