That's it........You're deed ya contcha. Be at the Puddler at half 8 the night and bring yer mates. (Not the profolatic type mates)
Develop a new breed of lice that only targets Muslim beards. These lice, let's call them 'licebombs', we infect with the bad aids thereby spreading it to the beardy muzzies. We can also send licebombs carrying any kind of disease. Am a frickin genius! #DoctorEvil
Pig bombs . Put some TNT inside pigs and detonate them via remote with the pigs wearing Skype cameras. And the beard lice thing too, we can take out hipsters at the same time.