You do realise that I am speaking metaphorically (again), don't you, Luvvy? Look, this should help you...
Bambi definitely worried that the big boys have enough points on their Aldi cards to go summer shopping at the Leicester branch without spending a penny in cash.
Leicester City is going to be slowly raped in front of its fans by several of the big boys. Their sorry ending is going to read like the script of a porn snuff movie.
<doubly fixed> ..we've also established that RDBD spends far too much time in Aldi looking for bargains and probably offering to pay at the check-out in instalments ... are you Levy's love child? ....a Levy by-blow can't see Disney paying for the film rights ... although wouldn't put it past Levy to have approached them "... no income tax no VAT " ...
Poor old Bambi. Not so much a "big 4 accounting firm" deal for Leicester key players by the big boys as a 'use the last 4 entries on the Aldi card' .
Esteban Cambiasso ... they offered him an incredible hair product deal ... we just couldn't compete ...
"Aldi again?" I have to talk at the level most likely that your 'financial' skills can handle. Anything higher level would give you a "big 4" aneurysm.
I heard that he wanted to play alongside that Premier League legend from West Brom, Brown Ideye. I'll ask again, but slightly alter the question so that you might actually answer it this time. Who have you turned down a substantial bid for since KP Krisps took over and who was the bid from? You keep saying that you're not a selling club, but I've yet to see any evidence that anyone's been trying to buy from you.
@Spurlock ... where are you buddy? ... come help your girls ... the Undateables are in full flow floundering
... who have you not sold when a sunstantial bid has been made? ... since Del Boy has been at the helm?
Modric to Chelsea for £40m, off the top of my head. http://en.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/108817.html You?
According to transfermarkt, over the past 3 seasons they've had to give em away for free, or the repo man has taken back players they loaned.
They bid £50m for me but I wasn't interested ... said I'd rather work for Aldi ... they have some very 'interesting' customers and you wouldn't believe what can happen in their car parks ... Jocularity aside ... I really wouldn't know whether we have had any substantial bids for any of our players - but it wouldn't surprise me if the water was indeed tested last January - I don't think our owners would broadcast business dealings ... not really their style ... but I also do believe that they won't sell anybody (that's part of 'the plan') unless a player demands to leave ... and I'm therefore as relaxed as I can possibly be ...
If any of the real big clubs come for Mahrez, Kante, or even Vardy, waving a very large cheque, they'll be gone. Simple as!...
