It was a sturgeon effort but he really pollocksed that up. He didn't carp on about his ban just went home to his old trout and kept fish-lipped about the whole thing cause he wants to put the whole fin behind him. Just gutted we didn't make it seven in a roe.
Eel never live it down though when he left the pitch his face was breaming. In a way I'm glad we didn't win; I hate to Seahorses abused
he is in the right "plaice" "pond life" he "haddock" be careful if he comes to SOL !. He seems to be "breem"ing, I bet you a "squid" he has a "tiddler".
He wanted to rise like a tin of salmon but ended up flat on his dover sole - ran back off the pitch so fast I thought he was turbot charged