scouting for summer signings needs to start now , who should leeds bring in ?

I believe he grooms them constantly, a bit Hanibalesque

 

Only one interview question.
What is your nationality?

 

Prefer Norwegian but don't mind a bit of cheeky Estonian given half a chance

 

Not really any comeback to that...... Feck.

 

So, have I got the job?? I think it would be quite jolly playing the jester while you annoy yourself because I won't bite

 

Yeah, one side is horrible and the other side is worse

 

Cheeky bastard, we've got feelings you know

 

Aye, that's what all you tory barstewards say!



(Lights blue touch paper & steps well back ...)

 

Should we start saying our goodbyes now so

 

Only problem is I haven't cast a line your way. If I did you would leap right on........

 

Where's your money, ban or walk?

 

No comment. I've joined Elland on his fence this morning. Must admit it's straining a little under the additional weight

 

I suspect it will hold - you are pretty adept at balancing any argument (devils advocate springs to mind)

 

Grooming alert!

 

Now now, jealousy is not a nice trait the same as bullying the elderly wasn't

 

Ouch...
Never had a jealous bone in my body.

Nice cast btw. Not biting/poor bait

 

You've lost me, what bait?

 

Exactly.

 

You still too busy?