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What every Gentleman needs

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Our company believe that this revolutionary product will become as commonly used as other hygiene related toiletries, and invite you to get a step ahead and invest in the health and well-being of your penis and your sex life.

    "The 'Gent's Cleaning Brush' was the ideal gift for my partner because it has made him more aware of his personal hygiene." (Lyndsay, 42, London, UK)



    "At first we laughed about it when I got it as a present for Christmas, but when I used it I found that it really works!" (Adrian, 46, Frankfurt, Germany


    http://www.willybrush.com/
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "It has made him more aware of his personal hygiene"<laugh>
    She was obviously sick and tired of giving him a nosh when his old chap stank like sour cream and chive Pringles.

    Scottish Internet company eh? Something any of you want to 'fess up to now?
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    "My girlfriend tells me that she can tell the difference when I have used the G.C.B."
    (Paulo, 33, Italy)

    <laugh>

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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I must admit I've never brushed the wee chap, I have however brushed against a few women on public transport.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't need one as I am hoodless
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No turtle necks for Nev.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This has changed my life, in the past I usually just gave it a wipe on the curtains every few days.
    (Russ, Scotland)
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I use Colgate max strength and a hard bristle toothbrush.
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Brillo pads for this bear.
     
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    Trevor in outing himself as a jew shocker
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hardly a shocker. It's common knowledge on here ffs <laugh>
     
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    why u hoodless bud?

    my mate stephen muir is hoodless as he had a tight foreskin when he was younger
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Same. Massive helmet
     
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    Wire brush and WD40.
     
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    Do they do a fud brush as well?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I provide a female mouth wash and fud cleanser. It's called ma cock.

    All enquires should be directed to [email protected] with an attached nekkid photie.
     
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    Must.. resist... obvious... punchline
     
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