Facts, fun or otherwise.

Cleopatra lived ****ing donkeys year ago

There ye go.

 

Wee Kev, and how he spreads Minxy's truffle butter all over her blue waffle before he eats her out like a dog eating beans off a shag pile carpet.

 

"Hello Grove Junior, I would like to thank you once again for asking your dear, sweet Papa to stand in at the last minute with organising our synchronised swimming event this weekend. He really got into the spirit of things and insisted that the best way to coach us girls was to get into the pool with us. I must say his gold Speedos certainly offer a wide range of movement and how we laughed when he said that if we put our faces up close that we'd be able to see our reflections. Poor Gwendolynne stood staring for ages, I asked if she could see her face but she just sat there and gazed. All those squat thrusts at the side of the pool before going through our routines had us all ready and limber and top marks for your Papa who led us through our paces and stood in for Daphne at the base of the pyramid, ever the safety conscious type he kept looking up to make sure we were all in place. The post-show massage therapy sessions certainly helped with the aches and pains but we did have to placate some other ladies in the showers who were quite perturbed to see your Papa rubbing us down with baby oil. The sweetheart has also offerd to come along to our next gymkhana too!"

 

Timeline wise, Cleopatra lived closer to today's date than the building of the Pyramids

 

Aye but Aliens built the pyramids, everyone knows that.

See the Canadian academics Skelping Der Hun?

 

Not a scooby

 

FACT: Jackey is pyoor important, he goes to meetings and stuff

 

^^^^^

Claims people follow him about, yet does nothing but follow people about.

**** off and don't talk to me

 

http://irishpost.co.uk/united-ireland-would-boost-irish-economy-by-25billion-report-finds/
The Unionist response is in the Tele and Newsletter.

Aye but the NHS, even though the south has an excellent health service in comparison.

 

Aye, read the full report and all, link below

http://prcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Modeling-Irish-Unification-Report.pdf

and the DUP think they're in a position to ridicule the underlying economic theory

 

Impartial outsiders giving a considered and economic view will not do with the banjo pluckers.

 

Yes I know. But I couldn't be arsed typing it

 

Depressing thing is the unionist working class who would benefit from such an improved economic uplift still wouldn't want it for idealistic reasons

 

However, East Antrim DUP MLA Gordon Lyons last night branded the research "Gerry Adams-style economics".

Banjo pluckers destroying eminent Canadian economists

http://www.irishnews.com/news/2016/...recast-25bn-all-island-economic-boost-460236/

 

Irish gonna irish (up threads)

 

But that's how it works when appealing to the ***** classes for votes. Immediately attach, no mater how frivolously, a negative association to it (in this case Gerry Adams ... out of nowhere) and thats half the battle won in terms of discrediting it among your voter base. They know that they are at

 

Sometimes I think 'even the Huns aren't that stupid'.

Then....

 

Could the resident dirty fenian bastards stop ruining my thread please? This is a thread about facts, fun or otherwise, not a thread about utter pish.

So, to get us back on track, a human has the same amount of bones in its neck as a giraffe has in its neck.