Facts, fun or otherwise.

In Murmansk, it is customary to offer a blow job when asking for directions.

 

Is this when I'm supposed to ask you where Murmansk is and offer to give you a BJ?

 

Aye, av seen those videos on pornhub too

 

The customary reply to that question is "only if you take your teeth out first".

 

I was taught IT in school by the bass player for the Boo Radleys cool story bro

 

You're talking bollocks, sunshine.

 

Go to about 1.08 and let this be the end of your little charade!

 

This isn't the name drop show off thread Jacky.
We did that ages ago with Gambol's midnight skinny dip with the guy that played Darth Vader, me beating Amy Winehouse at pool in Hoxton and Dev having lunch with Harold Lloyd and Harold stealing his clock hanging Idea.

 

Get him ****in telt, Simon

 

****ing Boo Radleys pfft
They probably had about 60 bass players over the years and this clown just used it as a pick up line to groom young impressionable boys to spend time alone in their bedrooms .
"Suck my cock Jacky and I will make you famous" he said.

 

Jimmy Saville once played bass for the Boo Radleys.

 

The backward bending "knee" of a flamingo's leg is actually the bird's ankle. The actual knee is very close to the body and is not visible through the bird's plumage.

 

You sure that's not elephants?

 

Ireland is the world’s only country with a musical instrument for a national symbol: the harp.

 

What about Brazil then smart arse ?

 

Tapirs can't climb

 

Think you'll find the national symbol of Bongo Bongo Land is in fact the bongo.