Off Topic Congratulations England

Well the yanks won the two world wars

 

Is there free ale?...if so, then this sad **** will...

 

A Russian linesman one world cup

 

And the Irish were on the losing side nothing new there then

 

He says whilst hiding under a duvet.

 

We always come out on the winning side and get what we want. Were cleverer diplomats

 

Ill have you know, some years back, I fought many a battle using my collection of Action Men

 

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Rugby and Football Brisbane,how many years have you lived on mars now.doh.
And one of them world cups,we took off you fookers in your back yard.

 

Try some lager,you've had enough bitter now.;-)

 

Larger what?

 

God, you people do love living in the past, don't you? One was fifty years ago and the other almost half that, and you ask me how long have I lived on Mars! You got beaten by the French in1066 and kicked out of Europe in 1940. Remember those dates? Long time ago.

 

1066 and 1940 Brisbane,were when you were here,done a lot better since we deported you to the colonies.

 

I wasn't deported, it cost me twenty quid to ship my wife and kids out here. Twenty quid was a bloody lot of money to me than. And, for your information, I wasn't there in 1066, and only just missed out in 1940. Close, but no cigar. And, yes, I have done a lot better since. Retired now and sitting pretty, thanks.