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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "WARNING: Your Dog Will Self-Destruct in Five Seconds"
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "WARNING: If your dog's called Frank or Dave, he's dead" <applause>
     
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  5. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    The Satanist & Witchcraft Recruitment Club -Newcomers Sacrificial Ceremony Tonight
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "WARNING: I don't give a **** if he's never bit someone's cock off before"....fecking ouch!
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My name is Dave. I have a shotgun and a small penis.u

    Woof
     
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    Prease take 5, and we will wok your dog. Any fravour you like.
     
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    Ronnie ****ing Pickering.
     
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    "PLEASE BE QUIET: OLD COUPLE SHAGGING INSIDE"
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I dont have a dog. I have a ****ing tibetan mountain goat. Who is horny.
     
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    dog and puppy drowning point

    this grass is tick infested
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "keep off the grass or my shot-putter wife will knock your ****ing teeth out"
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Lonesome desperate jawdee virgin inside.
    Will take take man,woman, dog or horse

    Knock three times. Nevet mind Shamus the poodle.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> brilliant!
     
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  16. Commachio

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    I know which caravan ya in ya pikey ****.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I can and I will **** your pet, no matter what it is, I will make it fit.

    Apply within.
     
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  18. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Crocodile Farm - Enter with Caution
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Instead of a sign why not just buy an Eagle or a Wilderbeast?
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Dog bbq starts at 4pm. Bring a friend.
     
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