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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Went to the Grange last Thursday for the 2nd leg. Julie was working. but not playing on this occasion. I asked her if she wanted a drink, but she had to rush off and she'd been pissed the night before <grr> Next time. Fiona is back with Nick. Glad I didn't bother there in the end <ok> No tits since Denice's birthday.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm sorry about the lack of tits. :(

    I assume Julie wouldn't react well if you requested a view.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 21, 2016
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A bit early for that yet <laugh>
     
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    Keep telling yourself that
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 21, 2016
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Tits unveiled last night <ok> She was pissed. She was also 'singing' as well. What a ****ing hideous row that is. The inbred Oldham **** put eight tracks on the jukie last night - right before leaving the pub. It was a mixture of Chaz and Dave and Mrs Mills. There's an orderly queue forming behind the **** as we speak. What a total ****ing prick <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 22, 2016
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    I'd be pissed off if you unveiled your tits to me too.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 22, 2016
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    Do you ever have a night off the ale mate?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> I met the eldest in there last night, with her two dogs. Then back to mine for some roast chicken from the day before with chips and gravy from the chippy, accompanied by Daredevil <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My goodness. Even your daughter's dogs drink.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. Water only <ok>
     
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    A bloke I knew had an Irish Wolfhound and bought it a beer when he went in the pub.
    A few years ago about six of us were lined up, seated, watching a game on the box. There were some tables slightly behind us with the ale on. A mate of mine on the end of the row heard a slurping noise, turned round and crapped himself to see the dog, more or less on eye level, guzzling his pint .
    Pooch had downed about a third of his pint in one go.
     
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    Irish mate

    #standard
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Liked, as in past tense, as in brown bread?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yep. Good knock though. She was 17 when she died <ok>
     
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    That's the current age of two of our cats... They both have terminal diseases but being kept alive and happy only by meds.

    The 15.5 year old is also sick but won't take his meds and may need to be put down soon.
     
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    We have two cats. I can't stand them.

    We have them because we used to have two cats I was very fond of. My wife kept one of them alive for too long. The poor fella was a virtual ghost by the time she accepted it was time to let go. Broke what little heart I have.

    The current cats are crap replacements, I feel conned.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Mancs don't have hearts <ok>

    In other news, Mike from BCS reminds me in certain ways of my mate Jenks from the Cheese.
     
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    Who? What??
     
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