It has come to my attention that if you click on the "Members" tab it not only says who has posted the most(we have 4 of our very own GC members in the top posters, Dev, Gambol, Trev and B.B. Richards) but it also gives whose birthday it is today and how old. So, without further ado, I would like to wish very many happy returns to 2 people who have their birthdays today from us all on GC. Firstly, @Jonqpr who is 47 today and secondly, @Edwards golden boot who is 53 today. Happy Birthday guise.
It doesn't give my age because I left my DOB (Date of birth, not Durty Orange Bastards) out of the equation, cos I like being all secretive and ****.
That just means you will just get a happy birthday from us with no mention of your age when your special day arrives, don't worry, you won't be left out.
I signed up with a fake DOB because Mick seems like the kind of guy who would happily sell your personal details to a Russian crime syndicate.
As this is the first day of what I expect to be a very popular thread, here is a wee bonus to tell you who the top 20 posters are Most Messages Most Likes Most Points Staff Members 84,302 Super G Ted'inho Formerly known as Gerrez Messages: 84,302 Likes Received: 6,806 Trophy Points: 113 60,955 originallambrettaman Mod Moderator, from East Yorkshire Messages: 60,955 Likes Received: 9,491 Trophy Points: 113 54,734 lambayama Needs a cold shower, Male, 54, from Mitcham, Surrey Messages: 54,734 Likes Received: 32,145 Trophy Points: 113 49,163 DevAdvocate Well-Known Member, Male, from Up my own arse Messages: 49,163 Likes Received: 3,745 Trophy Points: 113 47,345 Agent Bruce Well-Known Member, from A B&W Place. Messages: 47,345 Likes Received: 3,210 Trophy Points: 113 44,066 fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member, from newport, isle of wight Messages: 44,066 Likes Received: 3,582 Trophy Points: 113 40,453 Gambol Well-Known Member Messages: 40,453 Likes Received: 2,626 Trophy Points: 113 38,633 Albert's Chip Shop soon to be Alberto's Tapas Casa, Male, from Beel detecting Messages: 38,633 Likes Received: 7,385 Trophy Points: 113 37,849 moreinjuredthanowen Staying cool..... Messages: 37,849 Likes Received: 3,421 Trophy Points: 113 37,729 Red Hadron Collider Supermod, from Warrington Messages: 37,729 Likes Received: 1,855 Trophy Points: 113 37,718 luvgonzo Walking the Cow, Male, from A little south of sanity Messages: 37,718 Likes Received: 3,451 Trophy Points: 113 36,875 InBiscanWeTrust #modofthepeople Messages: 36,875 Likes Received: 4,922 Trophy Points: 113 35,447 PISKIE Roasted Spuds Messages: 35,447 Likes Received: 1,779 Trophy Points: 113 34,912 commachio1 Well-Known Member, from thailand Messages: 34,912 Likes Received: 4,080 Trophy Points: 113 34,617 Brian Kunt Well-Known Member, Male, from Darlington Messages: 34,617 Likes Received: 5,438 Trophy Points: 113 33,788 PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Messages: 33,788 Likes Received: 1,888 Trophy Points: 113 31,886 the stodgy jobbie Well-Known Member, 2, from Garngad Messages: 31,886 Likes Received: 6,793 Trophy Points: 113 31,035 Desix in a Row Red & White army!, Male, from Sunderland Messages: 31,035 Likes Received: 1,070 Trophy Points: 113 30,406 B. B Richards Well-Known Member Messages: 30,406 Likes Received: 3,153 Trophy Points: 113 30,306 canary-dave Well-Known Member, Male, 67, from Weston-super-Mare Messages: 30,306 Likes Received: 3,870 Trophy Points: 113 please log in to view this image monacoger Messages: 17,659 Likes: 4,283 Points: 113 Find Member Birthday Today is 2 people's birthday. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image Staff Members please log in to view this image Beddytare Plays the percentage please log in to view this image ChilcoSaint Awaiting Instructions please log in to view this image Hull City AFC (DMD) Eh? please log in to view this image Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator please log in to view this image Leftbehind Active Member
If you notice I kind of ****ed up the format of the copy and paste, but why does everybody have 113 trophy points, what would happen if somebody got 114? That is the real question
No, I won't and if you keep that kind of chat up, when it is your birthday I will not be wishing you happy returns. Prick.
Well Gambol my friend, you can be rest assured that you will be getting a big Happy Birthday on this very thread from us all on GC. I might even ask the guy who you went naked shark swimming with on your 4k holiday in the Maldives to post some happy birthday video on here for you, but this time he will be clothed or else Mick pays a fine to google or to the owner of the internet or something like that.
Don't you guise be throwin me a surprise party with strippers and hookers and drugs an that. I would be so surprised and embarrassed.
