Off Topic Things your parents used to say

My Dad used to say 'I'll toss yi around the room 'til I loss ya' and he was a **** (he was a boxer . . . . a real one not a ****ing dog) and he was a 'hit first . . . . talk later' type of blerk

Having said that, he never ever laid a hand on any of us . . . . the soft ****e

My mam had a slipper, though

'You'll be laughing on the other side of your face' or 'I'll wipe that smile off ya face' or 'I'll give you something to cry about' were all quite 'popular' too

Oh, and our porch was a conservatory, parrentlies

 

My dad used to tell me when a was really young that if the ice cream van played a tune it meant there was nowt left!

 

You can for me as I was often told that after bonty neet.

 

My mother would say "look at the clip of you" rather than kip..It's amazing the difference in terms used even in different areas of Sunderland..

 

Ya da i'll give ya a scuddin when he finds out.

 

Very true mate..

 

Just across the river made a difference.

 

I used to be told that my nose would turn into a pigs trotter if I regularly picked it!

 

. . . . and did it

 

The might of an angry ma weilding that slipper man. Run.

 

Its Satada ya have to gan and see ya ganny.

Aw ****.

 

My mam once chased me out of the house with that slipper, just because I'd pushed my sister into the fire . . . . she (my mam) fell over and grazed her knees, and I 'got' the slipper after she'd dragged me in . . . . oh how we laughed

 

The dreaded words. Gan outside and get some coke for the fire..



You ****ing what. It was always hoying down when my turn.

 

Im runnin off with a blackman.

 

Ne dollin off school.

 

Go and play hide and seek while the TV Repair man is here.

 

Gan and get the footy echo


You ****ing what. We've just been to the match.

 

Probably said in every house.

Pass the remote i wanna check the news on teletext..




Aye cos the world is about to end since you last looked 10 ****ing minutes ago

 

No ****ing back chat, just do as you're told you little ****.