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#KoloToureFacts Happy (belated) Bday Kolo

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 20, 2015
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    did he get a cake...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 20, 2015
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    #KoloToureFacts when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Kolo was already there to greet him


    Kolo Toure can score goals while not even playing #KoloToureFacts

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    Kolo let Dowd off with a warning
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    He's getting better with age
     
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    Kolotoureal damage.
     
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    maybe this is the reason wenger is known to have "Soft ****" sides, kolo scarred him for life <laugh>
     
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    Noah got his plans for the ark from kolotoureboatbuildingplans.com <ok>
     
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    The internet was invented as a means for remote computers to be able to see Kolo's homepage.
     
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    On the first day God created light but Kolo was trying to sleep and so he yelled at God to turn the light off.

    ... And that's why God created night.
     
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    kolo toure doesnt need to flush the toilet.

    he just scares the **** out of it.
     
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    Legend also has it...... that Kolo Toure likes his meat so rare, He only eats unicorns.
     
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    Daniel Sturridge has revealed how he got his injuries over the last few months.. He just looked at Kolo in training.
     
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    Kolo Toure is so potent as a man he flushed a condom down the toilet once and 9 hours later the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were born.
     
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    He hadn't even used it either.
     
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    It is rumoured that his tears are the cure for a thousand illnesses, But this is too bad, because Kolo Toure does not cry.
     
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    On holiday in New York one of Kolo Toure's tears once fell onto a white marshmallow in his hot chocolate, seconds later Stay Puft the marshmallow man was roaming down 5th Avenue
     
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    Death once had a near Kolo Toure experience.
     
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    Kolo Toure grew a beard at the age of Eighteen. Seconds.
     
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