A warning to the good folk of Tyneside.

The Mackems are coming, Bolt all your doors,
Hide all your jewellery under the floors,
Zip up your pockets and keep everything tight
from a bus load of thieves from the stadium of s****.
They will climb in your gardens and rifle your bins,
they will live off pot noodles and left over things.
They will break thro your windows and steal all your goods
then go back to their camp in Pennywell woods.
Shell suits are fashion down 5und1and way
with Brighthouse their saviour with five years to pay.
They will wash in the Wear and struggle to cope
and they don't understand the reason for soap.
Their women are grannies when they reach 29,
their dream of a holiday is a day on the Tyne.
They look in the mirror and think what a mess
before going to sleep with their brother in his Matalan dress.

SMB

 

6 in a row

 

You missed the part where you warn the good old tynesiders to lock up there horses.

 

That doesn't rhyme.

 

Ho Ho Ho it's magic you know,
You'll never win 6 in a row.

 

Magnificent seven, mackems in heaven.
Another big defeat, the jawdee nation will retreat.
They will go and **** their dogs, down in Byker bogs,
And big fat Mike telling manuel to take a hike.

 

Easy to rhyme :
From those black & whites who punch horses noses

 

Nice one..But a bit strange coming from a Mackem like yourself..

 

Where the lasses are easy but beware of their dozes..

 

Regardless of who wins this maybe the last derby for a while. Newcastle will be the more organised and strategic and Sunderland will be aggressive and will try to outwork us. Let's hope we take advantage of any Ill discipline and hit them hard tomorrow.

 

I would see this the opposite way round. Sunderland under Big Sam will be organised, and Newcastle will be kicking everything that moves.

 

Are you talking about the teams or fans?

 

Both..

 

Double training sessions for tactical purposes suggest otherwise.

 

Al check the echo. PIL with Johny Rotten gonna be playing at the point.

 

The mags punch nags

 

Not one drop of mackem blood in me.

 

oh joy! Norwich are 1 nil up - they may end stuffing up the pair of us

 

Hello Somb, you still sitting on that bomb..

Now that Rhymes..

 

Our discipline has metamorphosed with BSA's influence - the mags often lose it in derbies !! - lol