The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Looking forward to that thread.

 

Thanks, Sucky. My view is, if you can't win it, you might, at the very least, sit back and enjoy the comedy gold with the rest of us. Sure, I am a great entertainer, but the star of the show is going to be Klipperty Klopp and his band of Keystone Cloggers.

 

Thank you, Pixie.

Have you become friends with the Mousers, now, then? You used to be friends with the Spanner lads, until WHU started to make the shift on AFC. I suspect you'll fall out with the Mousers should AFC fall below 'Pool in the table (obviously, it won't be 'Pool making any kind of shift, because they always finish around 7th or 8th these days).

 

No, I haven't; I haven't needed to. You've wummed yourselves! That's the comedy-gold part of it! I have merely been a conduit for opinion and an outlet for the humiliation and embarrassment that we have all felt as Englishmen. There has been no wumming.

 

Not to worry. I have booked a private room at my local cock clinic.

 

Thank you, Luvvy.

I will be expecting you to make a big contribution, giving us all a Mouser's insight into the unfolding debacle.

 

I certainly will, get it on the board early doors so people can do all the bookmarking of the numerous claims from all involved.

 

Like I said, you 'tried' to wum. But Spurs getting ripped a new one meant it all came back to haunt you.

 

How the hell can the Arsenal players embarrassing themselves against Barca "come back to haunt" me?

 

Unlike you mate, I don't feel the need to make a drama about where I post. You however are like a girl in a school playground crying about who likes who

 

Finished work at last.

 

Wow!

I have really got to you, haven't I?

 

well you did say a 8-1 loss minimium fro the goons on aggregate, that went well

What was your spurs vs dortmund prediction btw

 

Mate, you couldn't wind up clockwork mouse. You are good for a laugh with your drama queen antics though

 

We all know that Barca eased back when it was evident to them that Arsenal has shot their bolt and had absolutely no way of making any kind of fight of it.

As for us, I knew we wouldn't beat Dortmund. Plus, I absolutely agree with Poch's tactics to play a weakened side against the Germans, and rest players for the Prem. We have more chance of getting into the CL by finishing top 4, than we did of achieving it by winning the Europa. It's a no-brainer.

 

...and yet here you are.

 

Taking the piss out of you as usual

 

...but definitely not wound up by my expertly timed and placed barbs.

 

Did you place them in that parallel dimension of yours ?

 

Wow! Something of mine got through and hurt you bad!