Watching the Boro game and thought of a new song... We've got a diamond called Diame, A Tiger who comes from Senegal, He plays right behind Hernandez, He scores goals when he f****** wants! And when he's in the mood, We'll sing this song for you, Diame is a tiger through and through!
Joe lad, not a word of your song is true. Not a word of it. He's not a diamond. He was born in France. He plays off Hernandez (allegedly). He doesn't score goals. And I seriously question his commitment to the club. Other than that, nice effort.
I'm going to have a troubled nights sleep tonight working on songs. i'm watching Country Queens at the BBC for inspiration. Not that kind dirty bastards.
Have you heard any of Ivan Brackenberry's stuff? Hopefully this starts at the right bit, but if not the bit that starts at 00:45 came to mind when I read your post.
Diame actually looked very good on the ball tonight, beat players one on one well, and linked up well with Hernandez when he came on. But he just drifts in and out of games far too much.
It's more for Aluko and sometimes Diame but, I can't stand up for falling down Elvis Costello always comes to mind.
Buddy, can you spare a Diame. There ain't nothing like a Diame. And as for the welcome the OP got "Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand... Keep at it Joe, we need songs.
He's one of the most talented players ever to have played for Hull City and I'll be very sorry to see him go.