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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. But, you can understand the fury, right, Luvvy?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    No, it was a pen. Probably the most nailed on pen in PL history and don't get me started on Milners red card.
     
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  3. I'm glad you mentioned Milner, because I've was appalled by his cynicism. I'm going to to start a lap-top petition.

    What was that site called? "Spunk Monkey," was it?
     
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    Yes, yes it was called that.
     
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  5. Cheers, Luvvy. I'm off to vent my spleen in a vacuous manner.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Pool showing the Spuds how it's done in the Europey pot tonight :)
     
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  7. Sucky

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    A busy evening of football ahead in the Europa League. First up is Borussia Dortmund v Tottenham, before a tasty game at Anfield.
    (BBC Football Live)

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    No, twat! The "tasty" game is Germany v Spurs. The game at Klanfield will be a ****e-fest.


    <laugh>
     
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  8. Be fair, the Spurs/Dortmund game was the real cracker. We got our arses handed to us far more convincingly than United got handed theirs.
     
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    Just about because we smashed utd, but yeh you lost worse than utd :D
     
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  10. 'Pool draw Dortmund in the Europa quarter finals.

    Bye-bye, Klipperty.
     
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  11. "I was a little bit involved in these negotiations," says Klopp, who turned up in a Beatles t-shirt. "It is good for us but I think in this special case, with his long injury, it is better for Flanno. There are a few other full-backs in the world but not so many Scousers and not so many came back after a difficult injury. He is our boy and we are really happy to have him here."
    (BBC Football website)

    Sweet Lord! Klipperty is really pulling out all of the stops to endear himself to the average Mouser. Of course, they'll all be lapping this crap up, crying into beer and proclaiming Klopp an honourary Mouser!

    I just hear the typical Mouser, now:-

    "Dat klopp, eez a smash'n kidda! ay ****'n love 'im! ay arl bottle and glass it, ay dead do love 'im! eez like me ****'n kidda, 'e is! i'd graft me blewd fe dat feller. nah, ay arl bottle and glass it! i'd ****'n die fe dat feller!"
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.?
     
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  13. Are you attempting to summon the Great Yog Sothoth, himself? Or Cthulu, perhaps?
     
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    Shut up, or I'll send Gandolph round to bite your arse!...:biggrin:
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... is Gandolph the one with the red shiney nose? ...
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... just giving you something to cling on to in the darkness <laugh>
     
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    No, he's black, like your speech!...:smile:
     
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    "Are you attempting to summon the Great Yog Sothoth, himself? Or Cthulu, perhaps?"

    Perhaps he has seen Ry'leh (construction) rising in N17 ...
     
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    Pool showing the Spuds how it's done in the Europey pot <ok>
     
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    so spurs again flop in europe, cementing their status as european and domestic nobody's.

    We look forward to their cl campaign <laugh>
     
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