By the way guys i have no idea who Trevor is. I only have 1 account not sad enough to create multiple ones. Cheers.
Anyway I've actually got a job to do here. Welcome back EDGE you ****. (Although we all know you're really "eddievee")
You're in criplling debt and have the business skills of dead trout. At least I'm a success. You've lived a life of failure and despair.
I saw a bloke at a christening recently who looked like Screech. He thought he looked cool as ****, but really he looked like a complete tosser.
Saw a bloke on a bus yesterday wearing a bright pink shoe on one foot and a bright blue one on the other. He was on his mobile talking like a twat. I love people who think they look cool when they actually look like spastics.
I now see most of the general public as twats. Especially those below a certain age and above a certain age. I find that as I get older I become less and less tolerant of my fellow human being. I reckon I'm going to end up doing a William "D-Fens" Foster, pulling up in a traffic jam and going on a rampage.
Yeah i feel like that. The experts never tell you that once you hit 40 you suddenly lose any last semblance of tolerance you ever possessed. The one that kills me at the moment is people wittering on and on ad nauseum about absolutely nothing of any consequence in the office. I just want to throw a filing cabinet at them.
Only if you stick some arsenic in it. I've only just turned 30, imagine how bad I'll be in 10 years? I'll probably be in Strangeways.
I'm in St Kilda mate. Right in the heartland of hooker town as well. And yeh Auschwitz is a bit of a drive away. Me and my mate got a taxi driver to take us, guy was immense. Acted as our personal tour guide the whole day, 3 hours journey there and same back. All for the sum total of £50, and that was us tipping quite a bit. Was worth every penny though. Spent quite a bit of time in Poland myself a while back, in Szczecin. Crackin place, crackin folk, crackin booze and crackin burds!
