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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Mike throws Jiffy off GC

     
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  2. GroveRanger

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    "I say Grove Junior, your Papa was the hero of the hour at our last play. Not only did he do the choreography and make all the costumes but took time away from curing cancer to help us girls into our outfits on the night. What a marvelous material Lycra is, so comfortable and stretchy but your dear Papa insisted that as it was so tight fitting and it would get warm up on stage that none of us required any underwear. As usual he was right, such a freedom of movement! His attention to detail was admirable, looking us all up and down, getting us to "give us a twirl" and do our stretches so he could make sure our costumes fitted properly. I was exhilerated at the end of the performance when I came off!"

    North Surrey Gazette - Romeo & Juliet Youth Theatre Review - 0 stars

    "This journalist has seen some sights in his time from the great actors of our generation such as Richard Burton and Lawrence Olivier to more mundane end-of-the-pier fare such as The Krankies and Chuckle Brothers. But never in all my years of reviewing stage shows have I ever been so shocked as the Box Hill Youth Players production of Romeo & Juliet on Saturday. Since when did Shakespeare have a chorus line of rather well developed teenage girls in flesh coloured leotards do a high kick number during the balcony scene? It was more akin to a chorus line in Las Vegas and whoever the stage manager was should be ashamed of themselves for including such lewd and graphic contortions in outfits more suited to a Burlesque review. The Bard would be spinning in his grave. The only plus point of the night was that I had been given a front row seat. And a cushion" Bob Mung, Critic.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Was there a "jizz hands" big finish? :grin:
     
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  4. Null

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    You're a dark dark man
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I reckon he's Rolf Harris on a lappy from his prison cell.
     
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    That's Ardoyne.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Looks lovely m9
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I just have an active immagination. Your Honour.
     
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    Tell that to hulk hogan ...
     
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    mindy tries to smash a bottle

     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> nice one Scan, ****ing nice one mate<ok>
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Looks like the guy that threw articles of clothing at Dev
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Kevin after being tagged on GC

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    Kevin's passport photo

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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    @brb can't hide his delight as he finds @Nigger The Dog Facebook page.

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  16. Toby

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    Dev notices that it's been more than 5 minutes since he last posted

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    alwaysthickasfuck after he cheated his way to POTY 2015

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  18. Toby

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    Kirung finds out he has another kid so he can now claim more benefits

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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Mindy leaves the barbers sporting a new haircut.

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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    This is the bird that Trev fed with coke and drink on Saturday, 2 seconds after Trev asked her if he was getting his hole

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