http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-35820692 Come on you Huns & Fenians, anyone for a slice of sectarian sponge cake?
I know. Heard it on the radio on holiday eating breakfast. Me, not Elvis. He'd already had breakfast and was trying to dislodge a gigantic backed up turd when his ticker gave out. Thank you, thank you very much.
Sparta 300, Persia 1,000,000 bit of a drubbing by all accounts Did not know the cake thread had been done already, my profound apologies.
Sorry. "And the outlook for the weekend is generally sunny across the South East with coastal regions facing strong winds, cloudy spells through the West Country, Wales and Midlands with heavy cloud cover in Norther parts of England. Moving up to Scotland it will be f*cking tipping it down, over to you Janet" "Thanks Ulrika. And in other news a man from North Surrey has been questioned by Police following complaints from a local youth theatre group after images of teenage girls appeared on social media sites. They appear to have been taken back stage at a recent amateur production of Romeo & Juliet and show a number of girls in flesh coloured Lycra costumes which offered nothing in the way of modesty and what one audience member described as pornographic in their blatant exposure of the youths' bodies. When asked to comment the audience member said "from some angles you could see that the girls clearly had no under garments beneath the costumes and from the front row I got an eye full everytime they did the splits in front of me. I didn't know where to put myself but stayed were I was sat so as not to disturb people in the row behind". "Surrey Police say a man is helping with their enquiries and that he has offered to design the costumes for the next Policeman's Ball"