I don't blame you at all, you certainly don't want this stuck-up wee ****limpet all over every post you make.
My missus texted me to tell me that Paul Daniels had died. Fuucking magic! I replied. The thing is, if he was that good a magician he'd have made that tumour disappear <fake>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/guild_great">@guild_great</a> Hi Linda, of course I would! I have a couple of novels that just need a bit of tweaking, I'll maybe enter one of them.</p>— Scan (@ScanTheMan606) <a href="">18 March 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>