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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Tiote told me to bump this who am I to argue
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 20, 2011
  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    Cheik Tiote told TEPCO they should never build the Fukushima Daiichi plant so close to a faultline else they may risk a prolonged and boring partial meltdown with less than spectacular consequences...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Apr 20, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Breaking news

     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, May 2, 2011
  4. SSJNUFC

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    Madeline McCann once looked at cheick tiote in a funny way whilst on a family holiday...
     
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    SSJNUFC, May 2, 2011
  5. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    attempted rep for that GRB
     
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    TJR_NUFC, May 2, 2011
  6. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Every one of Cheick Tiote's toes is a big toe.
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, May 18, 2011
  7. brianwilsonlookalike

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    Legend says Cheik Tiote eats nails for breakfast
     
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    brianwilsonlookalike, May 18, 2011
  8. Beatski

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    Cheick Tiote recently checked his rearview mirror while driving past a forest...
     
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    Beatski, May 18, 2011
  9. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    bump!
     
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    I want curly hair too, May 23, 2011
  10. in carr we trust

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    tiote doesn't sleep on a bed of nails the nails sleep on a bed of tiote.
     
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    in carr we trust, May 23, 2011

  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    People carry guns for protection, guns carry Cheik Tiote for protection.

    Cheik Tiote joins Delta Force: 10:31am. Osama Bin Laden confirmed dead : 10:32am.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, May 30, 2011
  12. 1892nel

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    Cheik Tiote can eat his own head

    Cheik Tiote doesnt use toilet roll he uses sand paper

    Cheik Tiote decides whether the sun has got his hat on and is coming out to play
     
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    1892nel, Jun 3, 2011
  13. TheLittleGeordie

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    Some people say that even wikipedia refer to him as Cheik Ismael 'The Norris' Tiote

    well done for bumping this thread, i'd forgotten about it
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 3, 2011
  14. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Is the wiki thing still up?
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Jun 3, 2011
  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    That and Danny Simpson being 102 are the only ones left up i think
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 3, 2011
  16. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Cheik Tiote once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Jun 3, 2011
  17. Tiggyrimana

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    Rihanna has recently re released a version of her Xrated song S&M
    One of the changed lyrics has been noted as.

    'Sticks and stones may break my bones but Ti-ote excites me"
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jul 13, 2011
  18. Beatski

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    Chesney Hawkes recently admitted that Cheik Tiote was the one and only
     
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    Beatski, Jul 13, 2011
  19. Wedge Head Tiote

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    Tiote's dad's his uncle because nobody bangs Tiote's mum and gets away with it.
     
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    Wedge Head Tiote, Jul 18, 2011
  20. Paco Montoya

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    The only French word Tiote does not know is thank you. He's not rude, he simply knows no merci.
     
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    Paco Montoya, Jul 27, 2011
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