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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Mar 16, 2016.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, the time of year when I wait with baited breath to find out how much more I'll have to pay for my smokes & booze.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hopefully ***s will go up. #scumtax
     
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  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Tax the **** outta the smokers :emoticon-0176-smoke

    But i'll be beeling if the booze goes up
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    They always go up. As well you know, ya cock pilot.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You should kissing the arse of us smokers. We voluntarily pay a high rate of daily tax to support all you ****s.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    * Bated

    <sigh>
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye but how much do smokers cost the NHS ffs??

    <steam>
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What he needs to do is have a shave, buy a decent suit, stop eating lentils and shagging the ethnic minorities in his party. While he is at it grow a set of balls and stop apologising for sh*t the Brits have done over the years, stop thinking that the only way to defeat ISIS is to sit round a camp fire and sing Bob Dylan songs and actually come up with policies with a bit more to them than "let's all hug honey bees".

    He was a mild annoyance for decades, nobody ever took him seriously and he would turn up at anything to protest against his own party, voted against the party whip over 500 times and only stood for the leader's job because the rest of the candidates were so f*cking bland. Labour are done for, at least until some momentum can start the same way John Smith tried after Kinnock dropped the ball.

    Corbyn will be 70 by the time of the next general election and will be ruined just like Michael Foot was in '79. He doesn't need PR, he needs a pension.
     
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  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Reads the Daily Mail, or even the Guardian .. hard to know these days such is their lurch to the right
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *abated
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nuffin. We all die.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It's always ****s that don't actually pay tax or live in the UK that are the most passionate about Scotland and British politics.
    M Mickers
    Ciiarain
    Nickers
    ****s just watch Sky News and pretend they are part of the solution.
     
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  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Smokers cost the NHS 9 billion sovs per year.
    The exchequer taxes smokers to the tune of 14 billion sovs per years.
    Smokers contribute 5 billion sovs per year. Net profit.
    And, as G says, we die. Early.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** off ching chong china man
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Wear a kilt in the UAE and you'll get gang bummed and Imprisoned then bummed again.
     
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    SN making dinner

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Wokking the dog.
     
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  18. Null

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    Move back to Scotland...
     
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  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    More of an http://www.independent.co.uk/ kind of chap myself but the Indie is facing the chop. Gaurdian is too far up it's own erse and all the Fail is good for are the side bar scantily clad celebrities on its web site.

    My concern is the damage that has been done already as well as the potentially irreversible harm Corbyn's leadership will do. It all went tay-tays up when Ed got the nod over his big brother David Miliband. There was a third brother Glenn but he never came back from a flight to France.

    I don't want to vote Tory, Libdem, UKIP, Green etc. I want to vote Labour but they have been such a shower of sh*t lately it is hard to muster any enthusiasm. I've never been a left of centre sort either so the likes of Corbyn and that gash Diane Abbott have never appealed. But have you seen the alternatives? Bunch of no-marks the lot of them. Come back Tony Blair, all is forgiven. Apart from lots of dead spies and soldiers. Allegedly.
     
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  20. User Deleted

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    wasnt there a childrens cartoon called ****** the dog?

    'they call him ******, ****** the dog - thats a toad not a frog' or something

    just dawned on me haha
     
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