Sometimes laughter is the best medicine (English Edition)

Saints were a ****ty little League 1 team a few years back

 

Passing through Finsbury Park about midday yesterday, I wondered what all the noise was coming from outside the station. I knew it couldn't be Arsenal because they are usually silent as the grave, and all depressed having ****ed the league up yet again. It was your lot mobbed up outside the 12 Pins (formerly the Finsbury Park Tavern) making more noise than you normally hear from the Emirates when Arsenal score. So I'm guessing the streets of Watford must have been flowing with lager later on.

 

They were dancing on the streets of Watford and Ross County yesterday

 

The place could do with a good wash so I hope it was...

 

wot happened y-day @gooner4ever m9?

 

So just City through to the 1/4 finals of the CL barring an Arsenal miracle.

Greatest league in the world?

 

The Bold Ciaran up early and tearing in to the Nigel ****s with wanton abandon.

 

He must have shat the bed.

 

Aw diddums.

How's life living alone in your 50s?

 

Pretty good actually. What's it like living at your mum's at 42?

 

I'm 36 and I don't live at my Mas

Offered anyone a fair scrap over the Internet lately?

A 54 year old man

 

I have never offered to fight anyone over the internet. Not even you you little tramp.

 

You've started your not606 shift early today.

How did the jobcentre interview go?

 

Even Gok Wan would batter the **** out of Kirung.

 

Yes you did.

Little tramp

Nigel fizzing in the morning. Splendid

 

You wouldn't.

 

Arseweasel stealing Barrie-patter.

7.15am and you've already posted more than most peeps do in a day.

They show documentaries about Kirung's life at Dignitas to encourage people to die

 

#topbantz

 

I'd kill myself before stooping to Dev-patter levels...

 

Okay, puny leper then.