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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Why the **** would anyone play static for **** sake.

    That's like guantanamo. Why the **** would anyone create constant noise in the office space.
     
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  2. It's Yankland
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    God knows. Sounds torture to me.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think the theory is, if there is constant white noise you don't hear your neighbours as much when they Fart in their seats.
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Wouldn't all the ass fat drown out the noise anyway?
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Fortunately no speaker in my office,but there is one 3 ft outside it. It's barely audible in my office... Especially now it's March so the air conditioning is running non stop.

    Still seems ridiculous to me... All that effort on speakers and they won't fix my air vent.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think that makes it echo more.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Don't get plastic seats
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I want an arse saxophone so I can play tunes with mine.
     
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    White noise generally has a calming, soporific effect. Hard to see its value in the workplace- I reckon Milk drops off enough without it.
     
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  11. If I knew I'd tell you mate <ok>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing parliament of pissflaps <ok>
     
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    Interesting collective noun
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Owl-faced BS twat <laugh>
     
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  15. Thursdays game, Bet365 mate <ok>
     
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    Morning mate <ok>

    Luv has created a thread on the PL board that is made for you mate.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Where's the PL board?
     
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    Brilliant.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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