please log in to view this image Brought to you via Commachio (on his mobile) and ACS..... please log in to view this image V please log in to view this image Well the time is drawing near. The Tyne and Wear deby, aka The Pantomine. Newcastle have a new manager, some fat bloke found drifting of the coast of Gibralter on a lilo, dressed in a waiters uniform and only able to say 'Keh, i no understood'. It transpires this was no ordinary refugee trying to make the shores of the UK. Indeed once his Tapas bar failed in downtown Benidorm, Rafa Manuel Benitez had dabbled a bit in football management. Without much success and fleeting between a number of small clubs. So after recovering from sun stroke, he had a friend pen a letter to Fat Mike, the owner of the Sid James Park Bigtop circus, stating that the clown they had wasnt very funny, and given nothing more than a big red nose and an air horn, he could put a smile on the Jawdee nashun. Fat Mike was touched, he liked a good laugh, so gave Steve McClown a big clown boot up the back bum and thus Manuel has his dream job. A bigtop sometimes full with Al the lads and lasses, but nee smiley faces. But with lots of amatuer clowns to work with. ........................ He find himself having to face an old friend, the smiling big fireman Sam Allerdyce. These 2 are old pals. Sam likes the way Manuel makes people point their fingers and laugh. When these 2 get together its like Laurel and Hardy but Laurels been on a gregg diet. .......................... With 6 in a row (a record) under their belt, Fireman Sam leads his firefighters into the bigtop once again. Chief firefighters Defoe and Borini once again out to dampen the clowns in black and white, who aimesly run around the pitch falling over or crashing into goalposts. Officer Cattermole may return, as he has heard Tiote has been honking peoples noses. Massive Sam also has some heavyweight firepower in the KKK. Kaboul, Kirchoff and Khazri. But recruits PVA and Yedin havnt quite reached passing out stage yet and Coco and co may try and run clown circles around them. Still at the end of the show it should be. please log in to view this image And everyone heading back from the bigtop to Wearside singing. please log in to view this image FTM. or..... Whilst 7 in a row will be hard for many Mackems to count, it hasn’t stopped tissue sales tripling around SR1 as fans salivate at the thought of another derby day win as they persue cup final number 7. Meanwhile, back on Tyneside... aka the Dubai of the North to Sunderland’s Beirut.... Chorizo sales have hit an all time high as Geordies grab as much Spanish sausage as they can in advance of their last minute booking to Benidorm. To say Rafa Benitez has lifted the mood is an understatement as, even Mr Tiote was seen buying extra muesli with a spring in his step. The Toon have injuries clearing up rapidly (what a surprise) and SJP is set to be rocking as Rafa takes the pulpit for the first time to preach to the sell out 52,000 crowd. Add to this.. the fact that this game has major ramifications in the race for safety and it is sure to be a mahoooooosive nail biter to say the least. So will Toon fans be downing their Brown Ale with a smile on their face at full time or will Sunderland fans be downing their blue pop or milk with glee... please log in to view this image Maybe Comm will put his old superhero outfit on again? please log in to view this image you decide......
Thanks to Comm sending his material from his phone in the deep South of Thailand. He has some lovely videos to post when he is out of the jungle.
That outfit does me no justice. It makes me look like ive got a bigger fanny than mag slag Cheryl 'will suck chucky for a pund' Tweedy. We all know thats impossible.
Tonights a free game, nothing expected, but I think come Sunday we will be closer to where we want to be as a team going forward and cant see anything but a home win, we will smash the mackems! http://www.squawka.com/news/footbal...z-keep-newcastle-in-the-premier-league/617643 Even FM thinks so!
You also appear to have two testicles connected at very odd positions on your waist. According to Fredor they had already been removed when this photo was taken and you were storing them in your pockets until the hormones kicked in.
Not sure why there is a picture of a cute lass with a horrible disfiguring growth from her left arm ..mind
Eh? What game? It's a Match-Day Thread I thought. This thread really should include some healthy banter and I just thought I would include these classics
Sorry, my bad. Should have read "thread" not "game". Was thinking of just editing post and asking what on earth you were on about but am to honest for that !!
7 in a row will happen on Sunday ! where there hell is your attacking players ! hehe. Borini and Defoe to help themselves.
Sorry Mackems, I think you'll find the Toon a lot different proposition in this game than in previous encounters. Rafa in 2 days had them more organized than McClaren had in 9 months.
Newcastle have some very good individuals, Sunderland have a team , Have to agree with your organised chaos comment
Unlike previous seasons I am getting the impression that everyone is trying to be nice to each other, I am going to put a Black Cat among the Magpies ( Does that have racist overtones ) and tell it like it is Newcastle players give me the impression that if they were given another five or ten minutes to make a decision they may make the correct one, I get frustrated watching them as they remind me of my internet connection Whereas Sunderland are blessed with pace, It could be said they have more speed than a Newcastle night club . albeit of a different variety I have no doubt these observations will become obvious to all of the Rif Raffa over the coming week
