My kids do have friends and pretty soon they will have to be driven home by me after parties and the like. Cue the "accidental" brush past as I help them with the seat belt. "I say Grove Junior, your Papa was awfully nice taking me home last night but he really is a clumsy old sausage isn't he? You might want to mention the faulty clasp on the seat belt next time you speak to him, my right knocker is fair bruised this morning. His breath is lovely and minty though."
If a handsome man was looking to purchase an Xbox one, would the 500GB one be sufficient for his needs?
Lifts offered to over 16's only, I'm not a nonce! Trying to convince the other half that we need to sort out babysitters too. Oh the opportunities! "I say Mr Grove, this is the third time this month that you've had me help change the spare wheel, are you certain that you can hear a hissing noise? And me in only a vest top and these here Nordic jeggings. Mummy will have a fit when she sees the stains."
I can just Imagine you letting your teeny daughter have a sleep over weekend and constantly knocking on the door asking them if they need any laundry doing . Sniffing hello Kitty pants and pop socks masturbating.
What you really want is; i7 4790k 4x16GB DDR4 RAM 4xNvidia GeForce GTX 980's in SLI. At least 3 SSD's (min size 500gb) Sound Blaster X7 Oh and get yourself a copy of McAfee Internet Security 2k16.
I didn't realise until recently that game playing PC's and laptops were enjoying such a resurgence. I had been under the impression that the big name consoles had put them to the sword. But apparently not. The only reason I found out was when recently sourcing a replacement for my work laptop. To get the minimum screen size (17") and 'oomph' as regards RAM and storage I had to look at lappies targeted at the gamer market. The 'mainstream' laptop market has downsized to try to compete with tablets. Gone are the 'power' laptops such as my beloved Sony Vaio I got what I wanted in terms of 'oomph' but had to pay for powerful graphics and sound that are surplus to my requirements. On the plus side it's a very physically robust laptop to put up with gamers mashing the keyboard in the heat of online COD battles; which works equally well for frustrated software developers punching **** out of their keyboard.
