Lazy cat owners

I'd rather take a pussy for a walk

 

I'm with you there.

 

Lord have mercy man.
That's somebody's daughter the nars.

 

Every female is someone's daughter. Just happens that one is very buckable.

 

You could train her to gan for your morning paper man.

 

That's the way to treat women

 

After you've walked her chain the bitch to the kitchen sink.

 

Is that you in the background with the leather pants?

 

Aye how did you guess that

 

Cos you have that Swedish Penis Enlarger in you right hand

 

Well I thought it was a whip.
But really I didn't take that much notice of him

 

Our lass took some pictures on her phone with him sitting in the palm of my hand at just a few days old..The trouble is that she is having problems downloading them otherwise I would have put one on...I will definitely put one on when we collect him though..

 

Great photo mate... The colouring reminds me of our lasses family pet cocker when I first met her..I developed a great bond with that dog..

 

My lady is working on that becoming a reality I'm an animal person. Just a dog wouldn't fit into my lifestyle at the moment, something for my twilight years.

 

****ing love spaniels me. That or a staffy would be my choice.

 

He's being a prick. Bout time you showed it who's boss of that garden. Give a Cat an inch, it will take mile.

 

Should I show it a picture of my wife or bring the wife out and point at her... "That's the boss of this garden, attack her, not me".

 

As far as that cat is concerned it should be you. They hate citrus by the way, leave it where they leave their scent.

 

2 ton of lemons getting delivered in the morning cheers mate.

 

It's antibacterial properties mean it won't cause a health risk leaving them around. Don't forget to scuff the skin(of the lemon) and release the oils. They hate lemon oil more than the juice. gets right up their nose. @Billy Bonehead did the lemon work for you?