I'd come back as a snail. No mortgage, no feeling bad about having crap trainers at school, you're allowed to stay out as long as you want, death is always quick.
Jeez Sam. You need to learn how to break bad news gently. There'll be broken hearts out there right now and it's all your fault
Not true, I was a nice coffee table in a past life. I remember it all, the magazines, the coasters. Good times.
I think I see where you're going wrong. At the same time, if the missus loves Marmite, it's a price worth paying right?