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Lazy cat owners

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  1. JustMeMan

    JustMeMan Well-Known Member

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    Why is it that dog walkers always find the dead body's and not lazy cat walkers.
    Anyways my question anybody ever found one? A dead body I mean.
     
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    Unless you have a mountain lion as a pet, you'd look a reet **** taking a cat for a walk.
     
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    What about a lynx?
     
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  4. JustMeMan

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    Lynx deodorant?
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Scatty ****ers them. It'll see a pigeon and leap for it. Next thing you know you are 10ft in the air. Like a reverse bungee jump.
     
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  6. JustMeMan

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    Nowt rang with walking a cat on a lead no different from dogs.
    Just need a little it training that's all.
     
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    My cats aren't allowed out so they haven't found a dead body













    ........yet

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    i like a little pussies now and again
     
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  11. Commachio

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    So did AJ.
     
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    Is that grass on her knees the dirty bitch, bit of doggy in the park.
     
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    Why would anybody walk a Cat? It's not even adequate exercise for a cat so it would be completely pointless.
     
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    Think birds would disagree with you there mate. If domestic cats killed for food I would understand but they kill just for the fun of it.
    http://discovermagazine.com/2014/nov/10-bye-bye-birdies
     
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    You've confused me, what has cats catching birds got to do with taking them for a walk? It's an inadequate form of exercise, cats need to jump and climb to stay fit not walk.
     
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    Not me but my dad has. One if the many students in Durham who have struggled with the river. He was fishing near prebends bridge and there was a dead person in the water to the right of where he was!!
     
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    It's not just that it's always dog walkers who find them, but the dead people are nearly always campers. When you see the news report from the scene, there's inevitably a tent behind where the reporters speaking from.
     
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    You got your serious head on there Bri?
     
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