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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Thanks to the legend that is Neil Sika we have a plethora of amazing new usernames up for grabs, the first of which I'd have had in a shot if I hadn't changed mine back yesterday.

    Hebrew Hammer

    Alan Smith's rub-offs. Greko-Roman style

    Taver-Ni-Yay

    Dummett is a Georgie

    Jonas' floating balls (taken)

    Dem BaBaaa

    Captain Cole-o-ccini

    Columbus and their massive banana

    Gruenebaum's bogus red card

    Saint Germaine

    Sil Vein Mar Voh

    Jonas slips it in the crack

    Neil Sika's silky stats

    The elbow of the 18

    Shola's Lollipops (taken)

    Feel free to add some more and claim as you wish, there's some even better one's that I've forgotten about!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jul 27, 2011
  2. overseasTOON

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    Arm-er-obi
     
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    overseasTOON, Jul 27, 2011
  3. Santons pizzeria

    Santons pizzeria Member

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    How do you change your username? Mines boring as ****!

    Edit: Done
     
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    Santons pizzeria, Jul 27, 2011
  4. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    I think you've covered them all <ok>... unless you can fit 'the elbow of the 18' into a username?
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Jul 27, 2011
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Will shag for rep
    Rep whore for rent
    Tinos trip to Darlo
    Tinos 12 bore
    Fat Mike's due date
    Ba's barber
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 27, 2011
  6. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Think I've missed something, who is Neil Sika and where have all these names come from? Some are going a bit over my head (Hebrew Hammer?). Am I being thick or is it a 'you had to be there' thing?
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, Jul 27, 2011
  7. biggeordiedave

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    Very much so. He was the commentator for the match last night. I listened to a bit of it, but he's become an absolute hero on here <laugh>.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jul 27, 2011
  8. Aldridge_Prior

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    Unfortunately it seems you missed the greatest commentary ever last night. Neil Sika gave a live broadcast over the web what we all listened to. He already has a group on FB with about 300 followers. Absolutely nuts, above are just some of his mis-pronunciations and stats!
     
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  9. Bolton4Europe

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    skips like a stone?
     
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  10. SeatonSluiceToon

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    Oh no! Is there any chance anyone is clever and knows how to find it to listen back to? Or can post it on youtube or something?
     
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    In which case, any chance you'd mind explaining some of the more obscure ones? Hebrew Hammer, Ameobi's lolipops, elbow of the 18, Alan Smith's rub offs etc. I can't be the only Toon fan who has missed this and is now gutted and secretly cursing the fact he lives with his girlfriend and can't get away with coming to bed at 2.30 at night?
     
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    I think he was their 'keeper. Got sent off just before half time which wasn't a popular decision...
     
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  13. Bolton4Europe

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    The keeper was called Greenabob <ok>
     
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    Bolton4Europe, Jul 27, 2011
  14. Aldridge_Prior

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    Their keeper Gruenenbaum was apparently nicknamed the Hebrew Hammer!!! And it turns out "Lollipops" refer to waving your foot around the ball in a dummy fashion, Ameobi must've been showing off his skills. Also, at one point, he said "Alan Smith rubbing off against Jordan James there, Greko-Roman style". I've no idea where that came from <laugh>
     
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    It was a "bogus" decision that <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    ****s sake! I missed this and the crazy Deportivo commentator last year <grr>
     
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    Seems like this guy was the Sid Waddell of football commentary .. shame I missed that ..
     
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    Spidermag
     
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    What about Perch the backliner?
     
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    Paco Montoya, Jul 27, 2011
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    Gosling's Doggy Paddle
     
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