My favourite one is when you get your arse handed to you on a plate and then claim you ****ed up on purpose
Arsenal will probably do their usual trick of raising their game when the tie is all but lost and leave with a creditable 1-1 draw.
We can agree on them not being funny, at least. Your game against Barca, on the other hand, should be riotous entertainment!...
Trying to wum Arsenal about the champions league when you are too **** to even qualify for it, is just hollow laughter borne out of bitterness. Plus the fact that you've just had your arses handed to you on a plate in the Europey pot, makes it all the more incredulous