Of all the people I would expect to know something like that. Amazing. Stay off the bamboo shoots Billy
Two rats in a sewer. One says, 'I'm ****ing sick of this, **** for breakfast, **** for dinner & **** for tea.' Other one says, 'cheer up mate, we'll be on the piss later.'
a sausage and a egg in the pan and the sausage says bloody hell its hot in here and the egg says f uck me a talking sausage ( shut it Typical before you say out. )