......spare a thought for the team missing from this table published in today's Times. I am not sure where they got this work of fiction from but then it is owned by Rupert Murdoch.
That's brilliant. Does this mean that we won't be able to post rumours published in The Times on the new Rumours Thread? Clearly the paper has no credibility this all their rumours must be made up and will need to be removed
Or Even while cheating, they're still below us in the league "You're below us in the league... Twice"
As a lifelong Liverpool fan this is an outrage. Why is my team, winner of countless trophies in the dawn of time also not on this table twice?
I am ashamed to say we have this newspaper delivered but only for the very lovely Mrs Godders as it has become, like most newspapers, more like a woman's magazine.