I'm not sure if it will be funnier to sabotage it or leave it for 6 weeks stickied with absolutely no replies whatsoever.
Just being serious for a micro-second, truth be told mate, it would be sad if it had no replies in 6 weeks.
I laughed. I'm not sure we need to roll out a red carpet for people to introduce themselves, what sort of human being has testicles so tiny they need escorted into the forum by a mod? People will read and not post primarily because they have no personality.
I know mate, nobody is saying don't do it, just that asking some of us to not post on it is like leaving a tub of Ben N Jerry's in front of a fat kid and asking him not to eat it.