Off Topic A follow on from MrRaws forum thread

One for the otters.

For all you our there (especially the fur laden critters) how do you percieve folks on this forum?

We dont all catch fish or smash shells in our bellies with rocks for food.

Please feel free to break it down into slanderoymus terms.

 

Well that thread title was a **** up.

 

Sorted.

 

.well thank you,coco.

I love you.

 

Daft sod.

What`s all this otter bollocks. Why the sudden obsession with swimming ferrets?

 

The Kings of the swamp actually... Ferrets. Bloody cheek.

I'm a General you know.

I did time in 'Nam.

 

West Nam?

 

Blame the manc scally. Its his supper menu.

 

Jailbird. I might have known.

 

No Eggs'Nam

It was a greasy spoon in Salford

 

Nam actuallt translates into water here. Back to the otters.

 

It has been rather cold recently, but today it was definitely otter..

 

Come all ye otters, save us from our miserable existence.

Pour your hot pot over our gruel and let us all embrace you with our love.

And get ya rats out!

 

helpless here man.

 

More like. Get ya kipper out.

 

Nom nom nom

They must all be creating a blockage at the registration screen waiting to sleep with us mate, like trying to get tickets for Glastonbury online.

They won't regret it.

Not long now Stone Cold Steve Otterstin

 

Well if this latest bout of lunacy doesn`t get the udders involved nothing will.

 

Probably all yanks plotting a vitual gun assault.

 

What can we dee pops?

 

Nee idea mate.

An amnesty
Encouragement
A promise to be gentle.
You Billy and Tel to **** off for a while.



Nah mate. That`s the way we are. Take it or leave it.