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The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. <doh>
    I will try to use words of one syllable (forgive the last word, please - look it up, Pixie)....

    The boss of our club's squad will say what he has said to please the fans and his boss (Mr Levy). That does not mean that he thinks this is true, or that we fans think it's true. We all know the score.

    Such as, we know that you are a fool.

    Count them, Pix. If you can count, that is.
     
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  2. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    no, I'm just confused because, in one breath you lot go on about how you're a big club, yet in the next breath you say you aren't, I simply want clarification

    Are you a big club or not, it's quite simple:

    Yes, you consider tottenham to be a big club that keeps failing to the shadow of a big club.

    or

    No, you're not a big club, you've just got a large proportion of deluded gob-****es.

    simple
     
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  3. <doh>
    Fcuk me! This is like wading through treacle!

    What is your definition of "a big club?"

    Also, what the fcuk does it matter whether anyone thinks we're "a big club" or not? Other than to give you Spanners something to have a pop about?

    Perhaps one definition of "a big club" is: having Spanner juveniles constantly trying to belittle you because they have such small cocks?

    I'm intrigued to know what you consider a big club to be, Ern.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Even using one syllable words you still manage to attain Rectal Verbiage :) Well done.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Wow, HIAG really is an angry little cherub today <laugh>
     
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  6. I knew you'd appreciate it, Pixie, because when you read the words your brain can keep up with your lips moving.
     
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  7. <laugh>
    I was pissing myself as I wrote that post.

    I'm on a roll, this afternoon, "owning" both you and the Spanner, at once. Either one of you would be the usual turkey-shoot, but the two together is passable sport.
     
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    I can see that you've grasped using one syllable words, but your punctuation is terrible. Must try harder :)
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    You are sad and deluded. I'll give you that <ok>
     
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  10. Again, I was making it easy for an imbecile to follow. You've proven that you have.
     
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    And I can see that you're following your rectal verbiage perfectly. It's the perfect analogy (not metaphor) :)
     
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    LOL, how exactly have you owned me? by completely ignoring the massive contradictions of your own posts and stooping to 'ooh your cock-size', wow, what stunning intellectual retort will you have in store next time?, Will it start 'your mumma...' or something.

    Face it HIAG, you've been pwned (that's the way you spell it btw, not with an 'O'), and humiliated so many times, by so many different people, you should probably change your screen name to rent-a-gimp
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    Somebody bookmark this page damn it! :emoticon-0121-angry ... I'm too lazy and far too important to do it myself, but surely there's one of the ***s available to do some menial tasking? :emoticon-0178-rock: ... wretched boys! <ok> <laugh>
     
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  14. Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino is close to agreeing a new three-year deal at the club, which will see his salary increased by around £1m a year to £4.5m.
    (Sun)

    Sweet!

    This will be a massive blow to Pixie (and others), who had hoped for a free wum-pass on this subject over the Summer.
     
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    ... as somebody once said ... ".... as if signing a contract means anything" <whistle>
     
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  16. Indeed, I use that argument when I want to wum (which I no longer do, since hanging up my wum-guns about a year ago).

    The new contract will make it more difficult for teams like United or Chelsea to poach our Poch, since the price will be that much higher, now.

    I'm happy with that.
     
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    .. strangely enough, I'm happy for you too ... with vested interests at heart mayhaps ... but I've always resented the way the very biggest clubs are able to curtail potential challengers by cherry-picking either the best players or managers ...

    This season has been very refreshing to see the establishment shaken ... not just in terms of surprise teams like Spurs, West Ham, Watford, Bournemouth and ourselves performing as we have done, but also the resistance of clubs to be whoremongers for the cash cow e.g Everton rebuffing the approach for John Stones ... the prospects of the new TV deal monies have really thrown a spanner in the cartel workings ... as evidenced by the establishment even paying lip service to some US pillock's ideas about a guaranteed Champion's League type format ... running scared and incredibly embarrassing ... <grr>
     
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  18. <applause>
    Well said!

    You know, what, Fosse? You and me might just become friends!
    <laugh>
     
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    Hence all this talk of a breakaway league. The so called 'big five' don't like it when upstarts like Leicester &'Spurs come along and start nicking CL places that are "rightfully their's" So, the immediate response is to try and "take their ball home" as we aren't playing fair!...pathetic.,...
     
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  20. Tottenham striker Harry Kane underlined the fine team spirit in the Spurs dressing room with an affectionate emoticon for Dele Alli, who set up both his goals in the 2-0 victory at Aston Villa that took his side to within two points of leaders Leicester.

    The Tweet read: "Great team performance today.Thanks @Dele_Alli for the assists. Very solid from the whole team. COYS!"
    (BBC Football web site)

    It is crystal clear that our young stars love Spurs, and that they will be with us for a very long time.

    This is not coming back to haunt me. Trust me.
     
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