Adi Yussuf: Mansfield striker banned for urinating at back of stand (BBC Football website) A 5-match ban! Violent conduct only gets 3 matches! The bloke asked the stewards at Portsmouth where he could take a leak, and they took him to the back of the stand, and said, "You can have a piss there, mate." What was he supposed to do? Is this the worst ever decision the FA has made? Let's use this thread to name-and-shame the FA. Please, lads, vent your spleens.
Shame on the FA for failing to pull up the referees obvious bias towards United and Liverpool in over a decade, almost 2, of football.
So if you want to get one of your rival team's players banned, then you just lie to them and get them to break a rule that nobody knows? Sounds like the usual FA ****. Or piss, in this case.