The new leader of the free world of not606 forum otters, I have a mission to bring them 'home' to the motherland, where they belong. I am blessed with secret powers, as well as being fluent in reggae otter tongue dem nuh no dis, but we do wat dem got to. Special powers such as floating the board and remaining invisible.
Official Broadcast Official Broadcast This is Gen Otter Bolt, I represent you. It has come to my attention dat you is nuff forum otters who don't think you are welcome here, or you may get chess up wit duh fat matic, let me assure you these are mostly very nice people, they talk only positive experience, like wen dem wife pipe up in da bed, or sometime they discuss favourite savoury pastries. Do not be afraid bredrin, come in dem numbers, and thrive on dis ere board. You are not tourists, you are citizens, this is not da babylon, everyting cook and curry. Peace out. Broadcast over.
Otters dont like crossbows, they can damage their delicate waterproof peltz. Otters swim away from scary people with crossbows and can swim very fast.
Otter Radcliffe and Otter Farah are both setting off, they'll be a while, they ran to Ethiopia when Billy suggested he was gonna shave his shaft.
Otter Radcliffe would never make it that far mate. Her noddy dog head starts going at about 15 miles.
Thats cos otters are scared of razors. They will look like otter Goodhew but sink like otter bin laden. The first ever otter terrorist.
