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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by MrRAWhite, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I wish I took commachio1 when you were prancing around as the French slut.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. That would have confused the otters.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It'll scare them off even more. I reckon there's millions of them, all waiting outside, racking their brains for a thread title...

    "What is your favourite ever goal at a Sunderland match?"...

    My favourite was when Kevin Phillips scored.

    Name yours...

    Now all I have to do is press post, right, here goes.....3, 2...no wait, wait I'm not ready, I need a run up...

    3.......................2......................1...............Post!... oh ****, oh ****, delete it, how do I delete it.... I'm scared, help, hide, back in my burrow...


    Meanwhile on the forum

    Oh look a thread from a new poster, I wonder what it is...what's your favourite evezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.

    Like the knights in monthy pythons holy grail.

    It's only a rabbit.

    Runawayyyyyyy.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Marathon Otters.
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    Spunk.
    When your bird suck you off does your cum taste different depending on what you've been eating?
    Strong flavours like curry & garlic as opposed to just egg & beans.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Are you trying to tell us something?

    Spit it out...or not.
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    Well I've gone down on a lass after Ive blew up her before.
    Was just a bit salty tbh.
    Mind you I'd had nowt special to eat that day.
     
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  9. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    The saying goes 'you are what you eat'
    <cheers>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    Apparently pineapple is the best thing for a bloke to eat if your lady wants it to taste better.

    Pineapple is one of the best foods to eat anyway, so nothing to lose. <ok>
     
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  11. Commachio

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    <laugh>. Otters fleeing left right and centre.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    Is nothing private in your life? I've just finished a bowl of porridge for **** sake.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Will tinned ones do?
    Can't be ****ed on preparing a whole one.
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    Did you put salt in it?
     
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  16. Commachio

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    ****ing brilliant.

    Look there's loads of them. The otter society for peace and harmony.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I guess so, for the purposes you're using it for I doubt there'll be any reason to use fresh.
     
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  18. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I'd also add some rum to give it a special kick <cheers>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    If you can't beat them, join them. <ok>
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    Nowt like rum for a bit of yo, ho, ho..
     
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