Do you work as an Ice cream man in the summer and have Spring Autumn and Winter off on full pay from Mr Whippy ?.
No Our ice cream men come all year round, a hardy bunch. Admit it, I've got right under your skin and you've been itching these last few weeks
Admit you haven't worked for years and the shame makes you invent silly stories to deflect any questions.
3 simple questions A. Do you have a job ? B. What is it ? C. Why don't you go to it for months/years st a time ? Failure to answer this simple quiz will result in you looking like a work shy lying spastic dole scrounging spastic .
Why would I admit something that isn't true? Cos you and Toby beel like **** on an anonymous Internet site? Away and get the belt tightened round your arm Renton.
Oh I am a heroine addict ? Simple answer , no I don't take smack and never been offered it. See how easy that was. Now back to you. Why don't you admit you are long term unemployed ?. #Raging
It's all friendly #bantz no offence meant to ol' Ciaran . He is probably a life guard in Tahiti from May to August and gets paid all year round when not on duty.
Keep deflecting and dodging the questions. A. What is your job ? B. When did you last attend work ? Pretty sure 99% of posters on here would be able to answer these.
Just keep trying to convince yourself Ciaran, nobody else is buying it . I always end up feeling bad taking the piss out of you because you are really ashamed of your employment status . I have signed on before It's not that bad mate . If you want to keep pretending that you have a job and will be going back in the next few months you carry on and I'll pretend to believe you.
