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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Only 15 years to go...<diva>



    Sorry.<sorry>


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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

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    15 years until she gets out of his hair you meant right....?
     
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  3. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Im off for a another fun filled meeting of percentages and shares and grown up stuff

    If I dont get on later enjoy the game lads,

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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sorry... The joke was made in a moment of weakness and was a lack of judgement. I shall not repeat it.

    I shall limit such comments to RHC's daughters.

    ... On a sidenote though... Wouldn't you like to be my daddy in law though? If it were via some other channel.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you should be... for shame.

    I'm on dr's side on this one.. with the guns you willed to me.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    its only cos he's rich.

    you've never even attempted to take my now legal step daughter away.... please take her away. i meant it.. take her..
     
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  8. I read that as 15 years until she moves out.

    16 is the legal limit if you were being a dick
     
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  9. Zingy

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    Apology accepted
     
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    Couple more years and I would have taken you on the offer <whistle>
     
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  11. Zingy

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    Good luck. <smooch>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    16 May be legal but that's still sick. 18 is kinda sick too though.


    Being serious: As a man in my 30s, 25 would be my hard lower limit. They're still practically kids and immature below that.
     
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    18 <ok>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Better question is what is your upper limit? 40s? 50s? 60s?!
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Well Jenifer Aniston is 47...I thought Celine Dion was 47 when she did the Titanic song...she looks about 60 odd now. I'd definitely do Jen though. There are probably a handful in their 50s too.

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    That really depends on the woman. I've always been most attracted to women in their 30s.

    Even when I was a teen I liked women in their 30s the most. Dated an awesome 32 year old when I was 19. Had a friend's with benefits thing going on with a 40 y/o in my apartment complex when I was about 22.

    Now as a late 30 something same is still true: I still like women in their 30s. Some 40 something year olds are hot. The very rare 50 something is attractive.

    I think the older they get the more they have to be athletic to look good. A lazy 20 or 30 something can still look good... But it takes a heck of a lot of exercise to look good beyond that... But the ones that do... An older elegant lady with a killer toned bod can be pretty hot.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    19?

    not interested. i'll pack her and pay postage....
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yeah they do go off and it is more wirey than attractive.

    look at say oh madonna... yuk v say J-lo.... one uses excerise too much the other uses plastic surgery.
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Ah 19 is ok. Can she cook and clean <whistle>

    Saying that, being related to you must be enoigh to put any man off her.
     
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  20. When we were younger, we used to say half your age plus seven.

    Ie, if you're 40, 27 would be ok
     
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