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Forum otters in their little burrow, literally 'itching' for Comm to start a piles thread.

 

Clammy so they always sound wet.

 

Piles on farting wives.

 

Forum otters

 

Clammy old dusty piles sticking out the arse of a chunker farting wife after a bucket of chips and a crate of McEwans Export.

 

That's what they are, little librarian forum otters, reading and running away.

 

You can distinguish a pile fart by it's higher pitched rattle..

 

If she's got multiple piles, I'd imagine it would be more of a squeak.

 

And if it is a wet fart you may even get bubble to go with the squeak..

 

A wet far, slaloming it's way over the hilly bum-mounds, then it's down piste over the fluffy slope until it makes a leap of faith at the edge of the cheek and lands solidly on the mattress cover, where it will find it's final resting place.

 

If it gets that bad then it is all downhill..

 

If she's had a vindaloo you might get some gravy too

 

Time to pull up the drawbridge & drop the portcullis.

 

I wonder how you get piles.

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[QUOTE="Typical_Wazza, post: 9011481, member: 1008347"]I wonder how you get piles.

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I've been itching to find the answer to that..

 

I think it spread to Earth from another planet, I half heard a doctor saying "The piles started in uranus"

 

Why do I always get the blame..

 

Ah come on, don't go getting the hump.