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What Jobs Would McClaren Be Good At?

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    It seems like Lee Charnley really likes Steve McClaren, and doesn't want to see him unemployed.

    To help smooth things along towards getting a proper manager, I thought we could suggest jobs that Steve would be good at so that they don't need to feel bad about sacking him.

    My suggestion is honourary Life President of the Tufty Club!

    Comes with yellow chinos and everything!

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    Advertising teeth whitening products !
     
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    He should play professional poker, how he manages to keep that smile on his face, whilst staring into the abyss, is nothing short of amazing.
    No one, especially the players ever know what he is thinking.
    Total poker face, or is that plonker?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    David Camerons assistant. Pig milker.
     
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    I actually knew a lad who ****ed off pigs for a living.
    We went to Benidorm and he pulled a reet fat lass so we joked that at last the tables were turned and a pig would be ****ing him off.
     
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    A mate from uni had a summer job .....'guiding' the boar into the sow ..so not exactly ****ing a pig off...more a fluffer role (one for the CV I guess)
     
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  18. Commachio

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    What the ****ety ****.<laugh>
     
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    I know, I know! <laugh> But the more ...rural..student types ...have to get their beer money somehow
     
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